i need this...

does your dog constantly rub up against your upholstered furniture like my little monsters do? instead of paying someone repeatedly to come clean my furniture is it pathetic that i totally want to buy myself one of these? i'm kind of a nerd like that... in college i used to ask my parents for things like vacuum cleaners and food processors while my sister was asking for the latest fashion apparel. so i'm a little dorky, at least i'm a dork with clean furniture...